Things You Thought You Would NEVER Say...

Kale! If you eat another of your shirts I'm going to make you go without clothing.

Nov 20, 2009

Who's the dumb ass? Stupid question.

I think I need to mummify myself in caution tape to warn other people that standing too close to me could be hazardous to their health.

Maybe the laws of gravity are slightly warped in my immediate vicinity or something. I'm surprised I haven't been hit by a meteor entering our atmosphere.

Yes, I, the witless wonder, have injured myself again.

I got home from the store last night with a huge bag of cat food, we like to buy it only once every two months. I had a bunch of bags in my other hand so I had the cat food bag over my right shoulder. When I flipped the bag down to the floor it snagged in one of my earrings and ripped it almost all the way out.
I didn't even notice how bad it was until the blood started dripping onto my shoulder.
And damn it! It's the piercing I just did like two, maybe three weeks ago. I don't think I'll ever be able to have an earring anywhere near that spot again, it's too damaged. Maybe in a year or so it will have healed enough.
Anyway, I'm a dumb ass.
And now it's time to play my favorite game:
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Tobi said...

Your ear looks like the zombie squirrel tried to take a bite out of it. Sorry about that. Hope it feels better soon.

I like your purple hair. Has Mom tried to rip it out yet and decorate her room with it??

Your word verification is accinet. It's like how a drunk person would say accident. =)

Mammallama said...

No I have not tried to rip her hair out, I think it is too dark. But it beats the blue smurf hair. The ear thing was traumatizing for the poor cats who had to wait like 40 minutes to eat!